she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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