i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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