Duck Duck Cougar?
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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