Me too!
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Say something about gay babies.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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