Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
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I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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