We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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