What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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