I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
foreskin is a definite game changer
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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