Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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