No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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