So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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