I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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