I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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