what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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