playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
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I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
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I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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