is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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