i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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