new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
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just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I came so hard my ears popped.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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