may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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