What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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