how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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