At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
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She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
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I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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