We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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