my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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