So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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