mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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