I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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