I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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