i think my tv is drunk
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You made out with two different species that night
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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