Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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