isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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