Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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