dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize