Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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