i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
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EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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