I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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