11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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