fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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