we have pet lesbian snakes
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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