I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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