I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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