you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
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The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life