did you get engaged???
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
27 Parents Confess Shocking Secrets Their Kids Don’t Know
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.