your room smells of hookers.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He came all over her clothes we have to leave