No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
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It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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