I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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