are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
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My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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