If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
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explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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