Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Damn victory sex feels great
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize