the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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