a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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