my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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