I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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