No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
3 2 1 whiskey
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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