dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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