Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
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