Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
After tacos, we're chasing women.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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