Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
