doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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